Best Halloween jokes for kids: 25 of the funniest puns and one-liners guaranteed to tickle your funny bone

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Halloween takes place every year on 31 October

Halloween is just around the corner, with kids getting excited for pumpkin carving, trick-or-treating and spooky decorations.

But what are some of the best Halloween jokes for kids?

Here’s what you need to know.

These are 25 of the best Halloween jokes for kids

  1. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
  2. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling
  3. What does a witch use to do her hair? Scarespray!
  4. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist
  5. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? A pumpkin patch
  6. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates
  7. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frostbite!
  8. What position does a ghost play in hockey? Ghoulie
  9. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? A sand-witch
  10. Why did the zombie skip school? He felt rotten
  11. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange
  12. What instrument does a skeleton play? The trombone
  13. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers!
  14. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no ‘body’ to dance with 
  15. What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound 
  16. Why do skeletons stay so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
  17. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because there was no ‘body’ on the other side
  18. Why was the broom late? It over swept
  19. What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred? Spooktacles
  20. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal? Rice Creepies
  21. Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas
  22. Where do ghosts like to travel on holiday? The Dead Sea
  23. What do skeletons fly around in? A scareplane or a skelecopter

24. What did the fisherman say on Halloween? Trick or trout

25. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street? Buckle your sheet belt!

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