The 2020/21 Premier League campaign drew to a close last weekend, and it's now time for a bit of rest and relaxation before the Euros get underway next month.
And what better way for England’s top tier's bosses to let down their wildly varying degrees of hair length than a seven-day jaunt to the thinking man's party capital of Spain - Magaluf.
When the pubs reopened in England last month, you may have joined us as a fly on the wall at the NationalWorld Arms, as the top tier's coaches descended for an evening of frivolity.
Now, we cordially invite you to join us on a trip of a lifetime, as we follow all twenty Premier League managers to finish the 2020/21 campaign on a jaunt to sunny Magaluf, for a memorable week of bonding and banter in Majorca...
. MALLORCA, SPAIN - JULY 12: Tourists are seen enjoying the atmosphere of a local bar on Punta Ballena Street, also known as "the strip" on July 12, 2014 in Mallorca, Spain. Magaluf is one of the Britain's favorite holiday destinations popular because of it's beautiful beaches, bars, and active nightlife. (Photo by David Ramos/Getty Images)
Sun, sand and sabotage: the Premier League managers are on tour! Photo: David Ramos
. Thomas Tuchel - Chelsea
A bit of a control freak, the Blues manager takes it upon himself to be the 'admin guy' of the trip. He loses the plot at the airport when Sean Dyche misplaces his laminated itinerary, and has a full on meltdown when half the group forget to pack their painstakingly hand-stitched 'PremPrem Lads on Tour 2K21' bumbags. Photo: Richard Heathcote
. Scott Parker - Fulham
Scotty P has a twinkle in his eye at Heathrow, and just can't stop grinning to himself. Yes, you've guessed it - he's only gone and spiked everyone's sun cream with Deep Heat! Revenge is swift and brutal after the harrowing discovery, and the ex-England ace wakes up the next morning strapped to a palm tree, hanging upside down. Photo: Pool
. Dean Smith - Aston Villa
Ever the loquacious type, the Villains boss gets chatting to a stag do in the airport, and with a casual flip of the Vs to his fellow top tier managers he's off to Talin instead for a wild weekend of machine gun firing ranges, £2 pints and go-karting. John Terry is, obviously, along for the ride too. Photo: NICK POTTS
. Sean Dyche - Burnley
Straight off the plane, arm around star man Dwight McNeil who's been brought along as a post-season treat, Dyche makes a beeline for the quad bike rental. Inevitably, hubris takes over, and Dyche attempts a wheelie. McNeil topples off the back, and is ruled out for the entirety of following season with a brutal back injury. Photo: Pool
. Sam Allardyce - West Brom
"Full English, por favor!" Big Sam roars, brandishing a grubby five pound note in an upmarket tapas restaurant. A grim looking tinned breakfast is found lurking in a cupboard and the contents drop onto the gleeful Baggies boss' plate in one solid mass. The rest of the week is spent within the confines of the studio apartment lavatory, much to the chagrin of roommate Sammy Lee. Photo: RICHARD HEATHCOTE
. David Moyes - West Ham United
Rocking a stunning blue and white striped bathing costume and straw boater, Moysey skips down to the beach, unfurling a deck chair and wind breaker. After an exhausting season, the Scotsman immediately falls into a deep, deep sleep. He's burnt to a crisp in the searing sun, ruining his trip on day one. Photo: DAVE ROGERS
. Paul Heckingbottom - Sheffield United
"Ch...Chrissy?! Is that you?!" Heckingbottom gasps. And there he is, Chris Wilder, now showcasing a pony-tail and Hawaiian shirt, laying down tune after tune behind the decks at Crystal's Bar. The Blades caretaker clasps his former superior in a sweaty embrace, before the pair don matching helmets and give Magaluf the full Daft Punk treatment. Photo: JUSTIN SETTERFIELD
1. Thomas Tuchel - Chelsea
A bit of a control freak, the Blues manager takes it upon himself to be the 'admin guy' of the trip. He loses the plot at the airport when Sean Dyche misplaces his laminated itinerary, and has a full on meltdown when half the group forget to pack their painstakingly hand-stitched 'PremPrem Lads on Tour 2K21' bumbags. Photo: Richard Heathcote
2. Scott Parker - Fulham
Scotty P has a twinkle in his eye at Heathrow, and just can't stop grinning to himself. Yes, you've guessed it - he's only gone and spiked everyone's sun cream with Deep Heat! Revenge is swift and brutal after the harrowing discovery, and the ex-England ace wakes up the next morning strapped to a palm tree, hanging upside down. Photo: Pool
3. Dean Smith - Aston Villa
Ever the loquacious type, the Villains boss gets chatting to a stag do in the airport, and with a casual flip of the Vs to his fellow top tier managers he's off to Talin instead for a wild weekend of machine gun firing ranges, £2 pints and go-karting. John Terry is, obviously, along for the ride too. Photo: NICK POTTS
4. Sean Dyche - Burnley
Straight off the plane, arm around star man Dwight McNeil who's been brought along as a post-season treat, Dyche makes a beeline for the quad bike rental. Inevitably, hubris takes over, and Dyche attempts a wheelie. McNeil topples off the back, and is ruled out for the entirety of following season with a brutal back injury. Photo: Pool