From intimidating players to duds who kept their own teammates awake at night - and even some players who just weren’t blessed in the looks department - we thought we’d compile a list of the scariest footballers of all time.
Some of these ballers are people you wouldn’t want to meet down a dark alley, while others you wouldn’t trust with a jacket potato, let alone a football.
Do you agree with out list, or are there footballers who gave you nightmares that we’ve missed out?
Do you agree with out list, or are there footballers who gave you nightmares that we’ve missed out?
5. Luis Suarez
Vampires will suck your blood, but Luis Suarez will tuck into you like you're a four-course meal. Man United's Patrice Evra and Italian defender Georgio Chiellini were among the Uruguayan's victims. | Getty Images Photo: Getty Images
6. Frank Ribery
At the age of two, Frank Ribery was involved in a horrific car accident that left him facially scarred for life. While traumatic, this somewhat worked in his favour on the pitch, helping mould an intimidating appearance that made him such a frightening winger to come up against. | Christof Stache / AFP / Getty Images Photo: Christof Stache / AFP / Getty Images
7. Joleon Lescott
Much like Ribery, Manchester City defender Joleon Lescott was a physically scary player to come up against - with a no-nonsence attitude to match his appearance and physique. | Getty Images Photo: Getty Images
8. Harry Maguire
Manchester United defender Harry Maguire is like Jekyll and Hyde. At Old Trafford, he is a nightmare for his own fans, with gameplay that is often riddled with mistakes... but as soon as he puts on an England shirt, he becomes a different beast altogether, and is borderline unplayable for the other team. | Manchester United via Getty Images Photo: Manchester United via Getty Images